Dick: Let’s face it, we’re both too old for the MTV lifestyle.
Wally: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!
Batman: The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.
Red Hood: Really? Still?
Flirting with a geeky, sleep-deprived, teenaged vigilante be like…
Tim: You smell like strawberries.
Tam: It’s my lip gloss.
Tim: Does it taste like it smells?
Tam: *grins* You wanna find out?
Tim: Sure!
Tam: *leans in to kiss him*
Tim: *uses a finger to wipe lip gloss off her lips, then tastes it*
Tim: Mmmm.
When you just can’t say no to a brother in need…
Nightwing: I’ll do it.
Red Hood: I knew you would. You’re very predictable.
Nightwing & Red Hood: No, I’m not.
Nightwing & Red Hood: Stop doing that!
Nightwing & Red Hood: Peanut butter egg cereal.
Someone from Themyscira: Oooh, who’s that?
Artemis: *looks behind her and sighs happily at the red-hooded, gun-toting vigilante waving at her*
Artemis: Jason. Who proposed to me by engraving it on the back of a knife.
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In which, out of trusting Bruce, Diana gave Jason a free pass to the island.
Saving the coordinates of his Fortress of Solitude on Batman’s communicator…
Superman: If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am. *finger-guns*
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Bat “Like I Don’t Already Know Where It Is” Man
Bat “Like I’m Gonna Call You” Man
Bat “I Hate Guns, Cut That Out” Man
Imagine: Bruce, when he’s finally had too many children/Robins to count…
Pre-mission briefing…
Nightwing [narrating]: He didn’t even bother to learn the new Batkids’ names…
Batman: Listen up, masks. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Dukes” and all the females “Daisies”.
The Signal: *pumped* “Duke” is my actual name!
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be “Olaf”.
Batman: Dukes, Daisies, Olaf, I will be in the Batcave.
Sometimes I wish I had the self confidence of street thugs in Gotham. Batman has fought beings like darkseid and won, yet they are like… “Me. It’s me. I’m the one who’s gonna take down Batman”.
Bruce: alright, I’ve finished building the Batcave. This is a place where I can build dangerous weapons and store cars and jets and-
Bruce: *sees little Dick Grayson’s parents die*
Bruce: could be a nursery
Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
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