Good Ask… Hmm. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now. Well, it’s no mystery that Bruce holds a special place in my ❤, and this took a lot of thought, so maybe jot this down. You ready?

$*@!?$#+*, you freakin’ ®¥π|£&#*!

* bleeeeeeeeep*

Me: *rushes into the room and grabs my phone* JASON! What –?!

Jason: *running away*

Me: That ask was for me, you little –

Me: *trying to catch my breath* Sorry about that, @crash-the-mode . To be honest, it takes me a while to come up with nicknames because –

Jason: *yelling from across the room* And, man oh man, listen to this, @crash-the-mode , Roy’s is gonna be –

Me: Zip it, Hood!

Me: As I was saying… It’s because it takes a while for me to come up with nicknames that feel right to me. Plus, I’m only comfortable nicknaming characters who I know more intimately than the others, so… A few at a time, I guess. Thanks for this Ask. I truly appreciate it. 🙂

Jason: *in the background, jotting down nicknames on a Batburger wrapper, talking to himself* I. Am. A. Genius! *chef’s kiss*

Imagine: The Justice League at a United Nations conference after a mission goes kersplat and kaboom

Superman: I’m sorry.

Wonder Woman: Me, too.

The Flash: Me, three.

Batman: I have no need to apologize.

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But of course. Because as far as Batman’s concerned, all of it was meticulously planned and expected. Just wait and see.