dark-haired-hamlet:

Me: *starts to say something*

My friends:

Imagine: Jason Tood, starting to say something, and whoever’s on the receiving end (e.g. Batsibling, Roy, Black Mask).

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Note: So, I accidentally typed “Tood” instead of “Todd”, and realized this only because I was gonna replace “Jason Todd” with “Red Hood”. Why can’t it be both, right? Typo stays.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?

Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –

Robin: *facepalms* No.

Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –

Speedy: Dude.

Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –

Miss Martian: Wally…

Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –

Superboy: We said no.

Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –

Artemis: Shut up, West.