Arkham Knight [about Batman]: I’d lock up my own father if I thought he was scamming street rats.
Scarecrow: Your own father?
Arkham Knight: … But with lots of back-up.
Some dads just don’t go down that easily. A son knows.
After the Batfamily asked him to lay low for a bit…
Jason: I was… jogging.
Bruce: Jogging. In leather pants, a kevlar hoodie, and muddy work boots.
Bruce: Hn.
Red Robin: You’ll play nice?
Red Hood: Right up until nice doesn’t work.
Nightwing: Better get some rest, Bruce…
Batman: I’m tired, Dick. The kind of tired you can’t sleep off.
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?
Arsenal: *whispering* I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bazooka in the tank.
Red Hood: *rolls eyes under the helmet*
Batman: I could be wrong.
Superman: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Batman: No.
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin: I’m a Robin. If something good happens, that just means that something bad is right around the corner.
Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing*
Bruce: Is there anything I can say?
Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me.
Bruce: You have my word.
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Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–
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