Jason: Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Tim: Honestly, I’m more surprised by the other 20%, Jay.
Black Mask: Pick a game. Dice, roulette, cards. You win, the tracker is yours. I win, you die.
Red Hood: Do you have UNO?
Roy: Today is the day, Jaybird.
Jason: What? You move out?
Roy: No, who’s gonna do your laundry?
Clark: My name is Clark Kent and I’m here to see Mr. Luthor.
Receptionist at Lex Corp: And what is this in regards to?
Clark: He wants to kill me.
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
At the West-Reeve school cafeteria…
Jon: *catches up to Damian* Hey, lemme buy you lunch!
Damian: I’m rich, Kent. Let me buy you lunch and some gold teeth to eat it with.
Fighting with “yourself” be like…
Earth 261564817’s Red Hood: I’ve been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Our Red Hood: Is it you?
Theirs: Yes.
Ours: Why would you tell me that?
Imagine:
Red Hood: It’s times like these that I really wish I’d listened to what Batman told me.
Arsenal: Why? What did he tell you?
Red Hood: I don’t know. I didn’t listen.
Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
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