Bruce [to the rest of the Batfamily]: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.
Red Robin: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Red Hood: Well, you did hack into NASA.
Red Hood: *peeks from behind a crate at a group of burly men in state-of-the-art armor guarding the warehouse entrance*
Red Hood: *whispering* How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Red Robin: *studying a digital blueprint of the warehouse* I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it: the vents.
Red Hood: *stuffs his revolvers back into their holsters and nods enthusiastically* Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Red Robin:
Red Robin: No. We’re going to climb through them.
Red Hood: Even better! Classic use of vents.
Imagine: Family home videos at Wayne Manor, Dick Grayson edition.
Dick: When are you gonna take time to be a kid?
Damian: In my mid-20’s, like you.
Dick: I’d ask Bruce to ground you for that, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to play with.
Woman: You don’t remember me?
Dick: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that…
Batman: *studying Kryptonian morphology* Hn. It’s no wonder none of the tests worked. You’re not shapeshifters. You’re aliens.
Superman: You know, I find that term racist.
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
On his first night at Wayne Manor…
Dear Diary,
Tomorrow will be different. It has to be.
I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, “I’m fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better”.
I will no longer be the boy who lost his parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through.
– Dick
Meeting Tim’s friends/teammates for the first time…
Damian: I’m Robin, Red Robin’s brother.
Cassie: He didn’t tell us he had a younger brother.
Damian: Well, Drake isn’t one to brag.
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