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bruce wayne: Okay… I lied a few times. And I know I’ve made some mistakes in the past.
diana prince: Thousands.
bruce wayne: And some times, I’ve led you into danger.
clark kent: Always.
bruce wayne: But, at least I had the best intentions in mind.
oliver queen: Yours.
bruce wayne: And things have always turned out okay.
the entire justice league: NEVER!
Imagine: Red Robin, the morning after an uneventful stakeout. Photo courtesy of Robin (“-Tt- Weak.”)
Imagine:
There’s Jason…
And then there’s Dick…
And, well, there’s Tim…
Or, alternatively: Tim, Dick, and Jason, respectively.
Imagine: Damian Wayne, on a personal, covert mission to rescue…
Jon: All of ‘em? Damian, how are they supposed to fit in your dad’s – OOF!
Damian: *gives him a pointed look after elbowing him in the ribs*
Red Hood, after being extracted by Green Lantern from a remote island as per Batman’s orders…
Jason: Well?! Being a vigilante makes you crazy! I mean what kind of job is that, where you get murdered and have to relive it over and over?! Hello, stress! Don’t even get me started on Bruce, I mean he –
Guy: He can be a steel-clad douchebag, I know. Why do you think I left the League?
Jason: Wh-? You were in the Justice League?!
Guy: Briefly, way back. Didn’t work out, because, ya know, your father…
Jason: Was impossible to please, right?
Guy: If you only knew…
Jason: What?
Guy: … how much your dad loves you! You would at least have the heart to go tell him you’re quitting in person.
Jason: Eesh. Rather get shot with a flare…
Negotiating their release from Nanda Parbat…
Red Hood: We gotta get that phone, or something, I don’t know! But I don’t want Bruce talking to Ra’s!
Arsenal: Why not? He’s been coming to your rescue since you were in green spandex briefs!
Batman [on the Comm Link]: Jason, I know I may not say this very often –
Red Hood: Or ever.
Batman: Well, congratulations, you ruined it. But I’m still very proud of you.
Red Hood: Awww!
Batman: Hrrrn.
At the Batman, Inc. Armory…
Armory Supervisor: What do you think you’re doing?! Obtaining armory materiel under false pretenses is a fireable offense!
Red Hood: Oh, my – I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next!
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