Barbara [about Steph]: Tim, how could someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize the person sitting right there is in love with you?
Tim: I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake.
Shopping for your best friend’s birthday be like…
Roy [to Dick]: About Jason, is he more of a .44 Magnum or a cologne guy?
Signs Timothy Jackson Drake may be in need of sleep…
Dick: Is he going to be alright?
Jason: I don’t know. Does he normally lay like that without moving?
On meeting Artemis and Bizarro for thre first time…
Red Hood: I don’t know how to explain this. I think these are my people.
Red Hood: Your family always welcomed strays.
Batman: You were never a stray. –
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JUST HUG ALREADY. Sheesh.
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
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It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Jason and Luke trying to get into a Gotham City nightclub on their patrol night off…
Bouncer: Okay, you’re in.
Jason: Word.
Bouncer: Uh! *stops Jason from taking another step* You’re out.
Luke [to Jason]: Let me handle this.
Luke [to bouncer]: Look man, homie here is a little out of his mizzle, so I’m just saying for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he’ll be all chizzle.
Bouncer:
Bouncer: You out, too.
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Trying just a liiiittle too hard there, Batwing.
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
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