Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
Upon receiving intel that Jason’s being targeted by a hit squad…
Red Robin: This Gothamite hit squad is no joke. So if I were you, I’d lay low in the safe house for a few days until we work out a plan to neutralize them.
Red Hood: Ohhh! Yeah, okay! The safe house!
Red Robin: I’m sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not.
Red Hood: Because there are no Gothamites. Bruce just wants me out of the way so he can… do unspeakable things with Selina! So nice try, idiot!
Red Robin: I love that I’m the idiot.
Damian: Well, I’m actually happy I didn’t maul you to death.
Jason: Why? So you can slowly annoy me to death instead?
Jason: Have you joined a cult again?
Tim: For the last time, World of Warcraft is not a cult!
Undercover missions be like…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispers* If anyone catches us, they’re dead.
Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When you know, deep, deep, deep down, you still care about your adoptive dad…
Arham Knight: If I listened to my heart, I’d never be able to do my job.
When your family lectures you about your recent behavior…
Dick: Jay, you look like you’re dying.
Jason: I’m dying to get out of this conversation.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can’t even imagine what your Facebook page looks like.
Batman: “What’s a Facebook?”
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