Trying to decipher Red Hood’s identity be like…
Black Mask: So, this rumor about your being Wayne royalty, is it true?
Red Hood: I don’t know. Can it get me free drinks at the Iceberg Lounge?
Jason: What Bruce’s asking me to do is nuts!
Tim: Okay, but is it nuts and the right thing, or just nuts?
When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
Hal: What was I like in the other timeline?
Barry: You were a perfect gentleman.
Hal: Well, that’s boring.
Roy [to Jason]: For a dead guy, you look awfully healthy.
Jason: *in John Mulaney’s voice* That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!
After causing another chaotic DC crossover event…
Bat-Mite: Shouldn’t we intervene or something?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Why would we? This party just got interesting.
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
Refuge at one of Red Hood’s pristine safe houses…
Nightwing: How’re you holding up?
Red Robin: Well, I’m gushing blood into a bucket because Jason doesn’t want to stain his new carpet. So… pretty great.
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