Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…

Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?

Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.

Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.

And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…

Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?

Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.

Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.

the-memedaddy:

meirl

Imagine: When you’re Batman but all your kids gotta be Robins.

a-wayne-at-heart:

If the Batboys had entrance music when they entered a battlefield…

DICK’s would be “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic! At the Disco…

JASON’s, “Heathens” by twenty one pilots…

TIM’s, “Basketcase” by Green Day…

And, DAMIAN’s, “The Imperial March” by John Williams.

a-wayne-at-heart:

Imagine: one actor, four Robins…

French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.

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When Batman tucks you in…

Damian: …

Damian: Pennyworth.

Damian: Could you loosen my blanket a little? Father tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas…

Lois: *walks out of the room*

Jon: …

Jon: *shifts uncomfortably in his bed*

Jon: Mom?

Jon: Mom! Moooooooooooom!

Jon: *stares at the glowing, green blanket wrapped snuggly around him*

Jon: *stares at the ceiling and sighs in resignation*

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Kryptonite-fiber blanket courtesy of Wayne Industries.

@warrior-of-the-blue-moon

Damian: Hey, how about you both stop with this nonsense and –

Jon: HELP U–

Me: *closing both their bedroom doors* Oh, don’t mind them. Waaay past their bedtime. You’re welcome, @warrior-of-the-blue-moon !

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When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…

Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?

Bruce: Here you go.

Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!

Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*

Jason: Hey, excuse you! I am a great gift giver –

Dick: *wearing boxers that have a “Badman” logo that’s shaped suspiciously like the Bat symbol*

Tim: *throwing pieces of a broken plastic watch into the garbage can*

Damian: *pouring cat food branded “Cat Food” onto Alfred the Cat’s bowl*

Jason:

Jason: *yelling to be overheard* Yeah, well, maybe if sOmEoNe – like, I dunno, a BAJILLIONNAIRE or something – increased my allowance, @sleepytarotcat –

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Clark: Bruce called me for a reason. I don’t think he’s happy.

Dick: No, Bruce’s happy. He’s just grumpy all the time.

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When you’re arguing with your best friend, but then remember that there’s a little kid in the safe house with you…

Jason: I’m saying, every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it!

Roy: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that!

Jason: That’s my point, you – *sees Lian*

Jason: … brilliant redhead, you!

Roy: Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish fu- *notices Lian*

Roy: … n-loving hero! Hello, baby girl!

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When you’re “not worried” about your “not-brother”…

Jason: Alright, shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up! I’m starting to get f***ing criminal. Call me the f*** back, Tim! I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back.