Bruce realizing that he needs to put in more effort in his relationship with Selina…
Bruce: If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t schedule love.
Alfred: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.
Seeing Damian trip and fall flat on his face and break a front tooth…
Tim [to Jason]: *sips coffee* By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
Green Lantern: Hey, Bats!
Batman: *muttering* Gardner. There you are.
Green Lantern: Huh?
Batman: *grumbling* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy [to himself]: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
Roy [to Jason]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
During that time Tim was so upset that Dick picked Damian over him to be Robin…
Tim: And you know what else? I quit!
Dick: No, you don’t!
Tim: Well, I’m leaving early today!
Dick: No, you’re not! You’re coming back to the Batcave to do busy work!
Tim: Fine, but I’m getting coffee first!
Dick: *sighs*
Getting caught in an argument between Barman and Superman at the Watchtower…
Green Lantern: So, who’d you side with?
The Flash: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.
Green Lantern: Smooth.
When your best friend’s acting a little too chipper and friendly for someone in a Mexican standoff with a Gothamite hit squad…
Red Hood: *whispering* What’s wrong with you? Are you… drunk?
Arsenal: No!
Arsenal: Yes.
Red Hood: What the heck happened to you?
Arsenal: I found a liquor store.
Red Hood: And?
Arsenal: I drank it.
Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
When the Teen Titans won’t take your leadership seriously…
Robin: *storming out of the Tower conference room* I’ll show them who’s “just a kid”!
Nightwing: *yelling from across the hall* Damian, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
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