Me: This is… Wow. *runs to @x-imperfect-perfectionist-x for a hug*
Me: *bumps a brick wall*
Me: *groans and looks up at the “brick wall” that is Jason Todd*
Red Hood: *in a red hazmat suit with a Batman logo and tiny, pointy ears* Yeaah… No.
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When the Teen Titans won’t take your leadership seriously…
Robin: *storming out of the Tower conference room* I’ll show them who’s “just a kid”!
Nightwing: *yelling from across the hall* Damian, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
i love them
Nightwing: *hugging Damian tightly with his arms and legs* We love each other, too!
Robin: *squirming and smothered by Dick’s chest* Gerrrhimoffme @velvetsoftlips !!!
Sometime during the “Under the Hood” story arc when all of Gotham City’s top criminals are cursing at him for ruining their operations…
Red Hood: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Man Not Caring.
Red Hood: *points at self*
Red Hood: Roy, I owe you an apology.
Red Hood: Obviously I was unclear when I said, “Stay in the room and keep an eye on the supervillain”. It must have sounded like, “Leave and do other things”.
Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
Dick: Thanks again for helping me look for Tim.
Jason: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.
Dick: …
Dick: We’re not looking for “dead” Tim.
Jason: Atta boy. You stay optimistic.
Bizarro: You am show Bizarro some love! *high-fives Roy, who gets thrown across the room instantly *
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: *gets up, dusts himself off, and mutters* I hate showing Bizarro love.
After a nasty argument with Bruce…
Red Hood: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –
Batman: *walks away and is finally out of earshot *
Red Hood: *sniffling*… but words will hurt me forever.
Trying to enter their safe house…
Jason: -Tt- The magnetic door is broken. Fifth time or so it won’t open.
Roy: Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there.
Jason: Why a penny?
Roy: No reason.
Jason: You stick a penny in there?
Roy: Nah, I was just making small talk.
Jason: If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
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