When you know better than to incite your tiny brother’s wrath…

Jason: *chatting with Roy over the phone*

Damian: *painting a portait of Alfred*

Jason: *laughing out loud*

Damian: -Tt-

Jason: *accidentally kicks Damian’s stool while belly-laughing*

Damian: *nearly snapping his paintbrush in half*

Jason: *wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes*

Damian: Please. Stop. Making. Sounds. With your mouth, Todd.

Jason: *clears his throat, whispers something into the phone, then carefully walks out*

When you’re just really homesick…

Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up, right? Well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.

Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Hunk Wonder.

Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna move back in with Bruce.

Getting into a fight with your charming older brother be like…

Jason: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face, Dick!

Dick: Glass jaw, winning smile? *winks*

Jason: *grumbles and stomps away*

It’s hard to stay mad at him.

When you watch as your partner does business with a highly dangerous crime boss…  

Arsenal: *whispering* How do you keep track of all these lies, man?

Red Hood: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.

Arsenal: In your job… ?

Red Hood: Sure.

amillionfandoms-onlyoneme:

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

I wanna say happy Valentine’s Day to the blogs that inspire me to be a good person and who’s writing and posts make my day!! Even the angst lol 😂

@bucky-plums-barnes @papi-chulo-bucky @caramell0w @batfam-imagines @incorrectmarauderquotes @incorrect-batfamily-quotes @tgwltw @mintmintdoodles

*throws a bunch of hearts and batarangs at @amillionfandoms-onlyoneme* (Okay, I’m sorry for the batarangs. I hope they didn’t hurt you. Damian thought they’d be a thoughtful addition. Well, it was either those or actual human hearts, so…)

Seriously, though. How absolutely sweet. Thank you!

rawr666rawr:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin:

Alfred: *clears his throat*

Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –

Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*

Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*

Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*

Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.

I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?

Black bat: *waiting for them with a shit eating grin when they get there, surrounded by knocked out and tied up bad guys, while Spoiler bandages up bruce*

And before the men have any time to react to seeing Bruce and the women, Batgirl’s right behind them dragging the mastermind across the floor. “What took you guys so long?”

Clearly, I am a DC fan. Comics, TV shows, cartoons, films, etc. Clearly. It is the comic book universe I identify with.

But I do enjoy a lot of the products of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And I’ve found my favorite one, Marvel-wise, and it joins my top picks superhero-genre-wise.

“Black Panther” (2018) did not disappoint. I’ve been wanting to see it since the first trailer I watched. (Not even because of the upcoming “Infinity War” or what not. It just looked awesome.)

And, man, would I like to watch it again.

No details for now. No analysis yet. It’s just… it’s as imaginative, intellectual, progressive, political, entertaining, meaningful and cohesive a film as I could ask.

(Plus, I may have fallen in love with the Wakandan people and developed a crush on their rightful king.)

Disclaimer: I have not read a single “Black Panther” comic book in my life, so I appreciate the mythos for however it was presented in the movie.