Robin: Todd, I’m going to jump off this skyscraper.
Red Hood: You know, kid, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
Robin: What?
Red Hood: Cool!
Damian: Todd.
Jason: … ?
Damian: Be careful, okay?
Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Damian: Screw this up and I’ll destroy you.
Jason: *smirks* That’s more like it.
Rescuing your father figure be like…
Red Robin [to Batman]: If I’m going to have to keep bailing you out, you’re going to have to raise my allowance… a lot.
Red Hood: *unconscious on the floor*
Nightwing: Well?
Red Robin: *checks Red Hood’s pulse* He’ll live.
Robin: What, no brain damage?
Red Robin: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self-inflicted.
Red Hood: *gets up* Ahhh, good times.
Robin [on the Comm Link]: Father, where are you? Are you all right?
Robin: Father, call us right away.
Robin: Father, can I go see “Star Wars” with Jon on Friday?
Batman: Your concern is touching.
Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
When you park your new muscle bike in Robin’s “play area” in the Batcave…
Damian: Why do you even want this here, Todd? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose!
Jason: Considering its purpose was to piss you off, I’d say it’s spot on.
jason: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
bruce: wasn’t dick with you?
dick: in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too.
You’re coming with me!
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