Brooding into a Gotham City night atop a gargoyle be like…
Batman: My name is Bruce Wayne, leader of the Justice League of America, mentor to a family of vigilantes, and loyal servant to the true commissioner, James Gordon.
Batman: Father to two murdered sons, son to murdered parents.
Batman: And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Making his initial disapproval of the vigilante lifestyle known…
Alfred: Calling it your job doesn’t make it right, Master Bruce.
On his first day in Metropolis City, with a beloved companion…
Clark: Krypto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Batman: *grabs Green Lantern by the lapels*
Batman: *grits teeth*
Batman: What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.
Batman changing clothes in the Watchtower be like…
Bruce [to Diana]: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
Batman [to Nightwing]: Your destiny lies along a different path from mine.
Batman: The Batforce will be with you, always.
At the start of the training sessions in the “Robin War” story arc…
Agent 37: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Robin Club. The first rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.
Red Hood: The second rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.
Red Robin: The third rule of Robin Club: someone yells “stop”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Agent 37: The fourth rule: only two Robins to a fight. The fifth rule: one fight at a time, guys and gals. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
Robin: And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Robin Club, you have to fight.
Robin: -Tt-
Tim: I want to tell you my secret now.
Conner: Okay…
Tim: I see dead people.
Conner: …
Conner: In your dreams? While you’re awake? Dead people, like, in graves, in coffins?
Tim: Walking around like regular people.
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Okay, first of all, those’re just Jason and Damian walking around the Manor. Secondly, GET SOME SLEEP, Timothy.
At a bar…
Bartender: Where’d you get that jacket?
Jason: *sips beer* I was buried in it.
Bartender:
Bartender: *awkwardly moves away*
Idk some Gothamites are wack, they’d probably be into it
Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter of the Daily Planet, following up on a lead at said bar: Jason? What’re you doing all the way here? Does your fath- Bruce know you’re here?
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: *on his motorcycle, tailing them* Did you two just push Tim out of the moving Batmobile and yell, “You’re out of the team”?!
Red Hood: Now, in hindsight, that does seem kind of rash.
Robin: *pulling into a Batburger drive-through* It was kind of a snap decision.
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