on one level he knows star trek is fiction but its like hes realizing he wont get his letter from hogwarts all over again
Superman: Bruce, you are the only person in the Watchtower allowed to be raggedly honest because I know I can’t stop you.
Red Robin: Jason, what are you doing here?
Red Hood: What are you doing here?
Red Robin: I don’t know. Following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. Your turn.
Robin: It’s not a spaceship.
Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…
Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* It’s just a metaphor!
At the safe house…
Doorbell: *buzzes*
Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.
Roy: How do you know?
Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.
dick grayson: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
donna troy: You were flirting with Kori.
dick grayson: So what? She’s my wife.
donna troy: You asked her if she was single.
dick grayson:
donna troy: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.
Family Movie Night…
The Flash: I feel the need…
Impulse: … the need for speed.
Kid Flash: *rolls eyes*
Red Hood: Look, don’t judge me…
Red Hood: *eyes Nightwing from head to toe*
Red Hood: Not that you could in that.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
You’re one to talk, Mr. Pill Helmet.
When your younger brother becomes the CEO of Batman, Inc…
Tim: Jason… Look… I’m hoping…
Jason: I would rather eat that piece of chewed up gum on the floor.
Tim: I haven’t even asked you to do anything –
Jason: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Tim: Jay, you’re being ridiculous…
Jason: *hisses*
Post-mission debriefing…
Red Hood:
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Red Hood: Who can blame me for having a little fun? 🤷♂
Nightwing: I can.
Red Robin: Me, too.
Robin: -Tt-
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