When your super best friend could give Saran wrap a lesson…
Batman: *ignores vibrations coming from his pocket*
Wonder Woman: How many times a day does Clark text you?
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: Just… 40.
When Wally met Dick…
Robin: *wearing a green scaly leotard*
Kid Flash: What am I looking at here, Robin? Hero to hero, didn’t you want to wear something a little more form-flattering? Like a pile of towels?
Tim [about Bruce]: He’s our dad. I don’t want to disappoint him.
Jason: You and I are so different. It’s like we’re not even related.
Superman: Bruce and I text every day. 😁
Wonder Woman: Really? 🤔
Superman: Well, I text every day, and sometimes he texts back. 🤷♂
Driving away from a monster attacking Gotham City be like…
Nightwing: *looking through the rear window of the Batmobile* Uh, guys –
Red Robin: *sitting next to Dick, desperately trying to gain remote control of the Batjet using his communicator*
Robin: *riding shotgun* -Tt- You were picked for a reason, Todd! You’re supposed to be our reckless driver!
Red Hood: *about to drive the Batmobile through a burning building* I’m driving as recklessly as I can!
While waiting in the mini van…
Rachel: *watching Dick and Kory, who’re outside in the freezing cold, have a heated argument about where to head to next*
Gar: *sighs* I know, Rach. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.
While brainstorming on how to catch a criminal mastermind in Gotham City…
Red Robin: *looking at Jason expectantly*
Red Hood: *frustrated sigh*
Red Hood: Why do you assume I know about every illegal operation in this city?
Red Robin: Is that a serious question?
With a fORK
Wally: *instantly regretful of his word-vomit* I gotta bribe you to keep you quiet?
Dick: I don’t call it a bribe. I call it cereal.
Dick: *not losing eye contact with @dangerous-doodle while tenderly skewering the tiny, dehydrated, bat-shaped marshmallows with the tines one. By. One.*
Conducting an investigation worthy of getting them grounded by their fathers in a cave on a remote island…
Superboy: *panicked whispering* Damian, what if there’s a monstrous creature in here?
Robin: *remembering that he stuffed a leash into his backpack before they left* That’s half the fun.
Maybe said creature will be Goliath’s new friend?
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