Jason [about Roy and Kory]: I miss those guys.
Dick: I know. Me, too.
Dick: *about to tickle Jason* Now who’s the sensitive little flower?
Cleaning up the Batcave (as punishment from Alfred for partying too hard in there with the other Titans)…
Dick [to Jason]: Hey, you missed a spot.
Jason [pointing at Tim’s face]: So did you.
Supervillain: *turns on light, sighs tiredly*
Batman: *sitting on a couch, his legs crossed, his fingers tented under his chin* Good morning. I’m glad you could be here.
Supervillain:
Supervillain: I live here.
When the Batkids team up with others to strategize how to defeat a villain…
Other superhero: Are you related to Batman or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Robin: *pouncing on said superhero* Related?! I’ll show you who’s related –
Red Hood: *to any superhero passing by, scoffing* Blood sons, amiright?
Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
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And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
When the Batkids team up with others to strategize how to defeat a villain…
Other superhero: Are you related to Batman or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Training with the Batboys…
Red Robin: It’s a motion-sensitive bomb.
The Signal: Cool, cool, cool. So I probably shouldn’t have slammed a chair against the glass.
Red Hood: *chuckling* No, that wasn’t a good idea.
The Signal: Sorry, it’s my first bomb!
Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…
Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?
Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.
Dick: *scoffs* @spaceprincessem What, you actually think we’re like some married couple? So maybe Rach and Gar kind of need parents right now. And maybe we’re “co-parenting” or whatever. But does that automatically make us marr–
Kory: Dick, who’re you talking to?
Dick: No one, Hone– Kory! I meant, Kory.
Jason: *comes back from the dead and finally reveals to the Batfamily who he is*
Batfamily: What happened to you???
Jason: *remembers coming out of the Lazarus Pit* An unexpected swim. You should try it. It was quite refreshing.
Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…
Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?
Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.
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