Imagine: Grown-up Damian to Jason in a Batfamily “The Godfather” AU.
Dick: Rule #1 with a baby…
Jason: *sniggering*
Tim: *smirking*
Dick: *places a hand on Damian’s shoulder*
Damian: *growling*
Dick: …don’t use it as a human shield.
Jason and Tim: *all-out, belly-laughing*
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He a tough baby, though.
Artemis [to Bizarro]: Okay. I’m going to picture Jason without his personality.
Red Hood: *eavesdropping* …?
Artemis: Woah, Jason might be hot.
Red Hood: 😑
Bart: *watching as Batman inspects their base after interrupting their game time and calling for a meeting*
Bart [to Tim]: *still in his pajamas* Your dad, huh? So this is who we have to thank for a lifetime of grouchy-ness.
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Heeey, Impulse, Robin’s not that bad… Is he?
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –
Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –
Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.
Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*
Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*
Bruce:
Bruce: *grinning* Hn.
Dick doesn’t point, he just aggressively jazz-hands in the direction he wants people to pay attention to
Actually, that’s is kind of how I pictured it. “Jazz-hands” would be the term, alright.
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –
Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –
Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.
Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*
Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*
Bruce:
Bruce: *grinning* Hn.
When Batman (inexplicably) asks Hellblazer to watch over his sons while he’s away on a mission…
Nightwing: *comes in through the front door of the Manor*
Hellblazer: Ah, the Golden Boy has returned. Release the doves!
Nightwing: Hi, Mr. Constantine.
Red Hood: *breaks a window in the foyer and climbs in*
Hellblazer: And you must be the second Robin. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I’m going to go medieval on your arse.
Tim: *mimicking SpongeBob’s voice* Thaaat’s right, ‘cause in this family you gotsa do your chores!
Jason: *scrubbing spray paint off the Batmobile while watching Alfred from the corner of his eye* Stop saying stupid stuff and come help!
RED HOOD H O W D A R E THOU STEAL JTASON JTODD’S CARD I MET THAT GUY LIKE ONCE AND HE LOWKEY LOOKED HOMELESS. THEFTING IS A NO-NO UNLESS IT’S FROM MAJOR COPERATIONS
Red Hood: Last time I checked, @writtenskyes , the cards I have belonged to one Jtason Jtodd. *winks*
Attempting to buy weapons at an underground armory…
Red Hood [to store owner]: *realizing that Bruce cancelled his credit cards* Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?
Ric Grayson: Oh, he’s not homeless. *puts an arm around Jason* He’s with me, @dangerous-doodle .
Jtason Jtodd: Uh, yeah. What, uh, what he – *turns to Dick* Dude, who are you?
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