Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: If anybody has a problem with how I utilize all the tools at my disposal, be it Superman, my Robins, or the coffee machine, there’s the door. Back to work.
Red Hood [to Batman]: When the Justice League asked you to join them, did they tell you that you’d be an asset or just an ass?
When you see Bruce having breakfast while reading a newspaper at eight in the morning…
Dick: Bruce, are you feeling okay? You’re acting… normal.
dick: i am here
dick: for my CHILD
kory: i’m here also for our child but i’m the chill one
kory: you said you didn’t want to be robin anymore
dick: i’m great
kory: unless you’re having EMOTIONS
dick: i have so manY
kory: how long have you been watching me sleep
dick: twelve hours
kory: okay the normal amount for you
dick: listen you’re my soulmate and i love you
dick: i’ll be back in like a week don’t have any sudden traumatic realizations of who you are
dick: like if you’re an alien, or something
kory: what
The Signal: *feeling dejected after receiving “The Talk” from Batman after a mission gone awry*
Nightwing: *putting a comforting arm on his shoulder* Hey, don’t listen to Bruce.
Red Hood: *opening a bottle of beer using a batarang lying around* We don’t.
Robin: *yelling from two rooftops away* I know where you live!
Red Robin: *yelling back* And I live where you live!
~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~
This is not how you threaten each other, boys, but carry on…
Conner: Kory told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Donna: Get what?
Conner: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 