Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Every time someone comments about his age…
Damian: I could be drinking from a juice box and still kick your ass.
During Tim’s first days as Robin…
Tim: You can’t be fired from your own family, can you?
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: *sarcastically clears throat*
Batman: You know, Superman, I take it all back. I’m beginning to find your companionship extremely useful.
Superman: *grins proudly*
Batman: It’s like white noise. It puts me in a state where I think and observe better.
Green Lanterns of Sector 2814: With all due respect, Batman, so what?
Batman and Superman undercover (as their civilian selves) on official Justice League business…
Bruce: Nice room.
Clark: I took the liberty of booking the whole floor. Your card.
Bruce: Guess I can use the miles.
When you know your adoptive father well…
Bruce: It’s an innocent question.
Dick: No question is ever innocent from you.
Red Robin: Don’t you have anything to unpack?
Red Hood: *pulls out two guns* I travel light.
Ra’s: Who are you talking to?
Red Robin: *as Oracle’s image fades out on his communicator watch* Tech support.
When an alien trying to take over the Earth lands in Gotham City…
Red Hood: *jumps over cars and debris to get to the alien ship*
Red Robin: What’re you gonna do, Hood?
Red Hood: Show it what a real monster looks like.
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