Jason: *takes a sip from Tim’s mug*
Jason [to Tim]: This coffee is intense! Did you hit it with a flamethrower?
He can’t tell anymore, Jay. All that coffee has probably burned off the nerve endings in his mouth.
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Bomb diffusal…
Robin [on the Comm Link]: What’s going on?
Superboy: The timer sped up!
Robin: What? Did you cut the green wire?
Kid Flash: Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever!
Robin: What were the last two letters?
Kid Flash: B as in Butthole!
Superboy: Dick, what do we do here?
Kid Flash: And M as in Mancy!
Robin: What?
Supeboy: M as in what?
Kid Flash: Mancy. What did you think I said?
Robin: “Nancy”! You idiot!
Superboy: Dick, tell me what to do!
Robin: So, do ya’ll have parachutes?
Superboy: No!
Robin: Well, that would’ve been, you know, problem solved.
Superboy: Dick!
Robin: I don’t know. Push it off with your big-ass hands. Good luck, dudes.
From: “Super Cafe: Teens and Titans” on “How It Should Have Ended” (Season 10, Episode 20)
Just so you know…
For those of you who’ve sent Asks, I just want you to know that I appreciate you and am grateful for your patience (and continued support, my goodness!). I see them. I read them. I put them in the pocket of my heart.
Your suggestions are putting these fun ideas in my head that I want so much to put into writing. I take my time with prompts I enjoy because I want so much to do them justice. (Well, there’s also being busy with life in general that keeps me from churning stuff out as quickly as I’d want to.)
But, yeah. Thank you. ❤
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Just so you know…
For those of you who’ve sent Asks, I just want you to know that I appreciate you and am grateful for your patience (and continued support, my goodness!). I see them. I read them. I put them in the pocket of my heart.
Your suggestions are putting these fun ideas in my head that I want so much to put into writing. I take my time with prompts I enjoy because I want so much to do them justice. (Well, there’s also being busy with life in general that keeps me from churning stuff out as quickly as I’d want to.)
But, yeah. Thank you. ❤
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Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
Alfred and Bruce talking about dinner plans until they realize someone was listening in on them through the vents:
Bruce: They’ve been in there a while.
Alfred: They certainly have.
Bruce: Can’t be good.
Alfred: Of course it isn’t, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Think they’re conspiring against us?
Alfred: No, sir, I suppose they are planning on getting some blackmail material on you.
Bruce: Yeah. That makes sense.
When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…
Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.
Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.
Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.
Barry: Why?
Hal: So I can impress a lady.
Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.
Batman: The police found spare bullets all over the crime scene, and I thought to myself, “Yes, that would be my son, Jason”.
Red Hood: So, you’re not mad at me?
Red Hood: *holding an unconscious criminal by the scruff of the neck as a government facility explodes behind them*
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.
Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?
Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.
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