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After a nasty argument with Bruce…

Red Hood: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –

Batman: *walks away and is finally out of earshot *

Red Hood: *sniffling*… but words will hurt me forever.

THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES WERE I D IS P I S EE THIS BLOG HOW DARE YOU DON’T YOU K N O W THAT I HAVE A HEART I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG NOW H O WW DA RE

Red Hood: *making sure to stand six feet away from @dangerous-doodle * I’m fine, I’m fine, t-thanks.

Red Hood: *blows his nose and wipes his eyes* I-It’s th-the aller-*hiccups* allergies.

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After hearing that Jason found a new safe house roommate…

Roy: You know, I’m a little hurt, Jaybird. You never spruced the place up when I was here.

Jason: That’s because he’s a paying renter, Roy. Not someone who detonates explosives in the solarium.

Bizarro: *coming out of the kitchen carrying a burnt pie* Hello, Arrow Him! Not welcome! You am not hungry?

Sprinkler system: *activated*

Jason: *groans*

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When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…

Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!

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After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…

Red Hood: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.

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Stakeout…

Arsenal: *cracks open a cold one* Hey, want a beer?

Red Hood: Nah. I prefer to be sober when risking my life.

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When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…

Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*

Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.

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“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…

Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.

Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.

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Supervillain: How did you know my name?

Red Robin: It’s called “research”, big boy. Knowledge is power.

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How Batman really gets answers…

Batman:

Villain:

Batman: Please.

Villain: Don’t look at me like that! It’s unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine!

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Batman: I know what it’s like to save someone close to you by selling your soul a piece at a time.