While Nightwing recuperates from a nasty encounter with Red Hood…
Tim [to Dick]: Remind me to beat some sense into our brother once you’re healthy.
Damian [to Tim]: Remind me to remind you to get in line.
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They’re pretty protective of their eldest.
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Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *spits out his drink* What kind of tea is this?
Dick: *heating leftovers in the kitchen* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *spits out his drink* What kind of tea is this?
Dick: *heating leftovers in the kitchen* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Preparing for an an undercover mission be like…
Red Robin: Jason is “Douche Bag”.
Nightwing: Hey, that’s not a code name. That’s just an insult.
Robin: Plus, everyone would know who you meant, Drake.
Red Hood: Yeah!
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: *smells a handprint on the wall*
Batman: *narrows eyes* Hn.
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: *whispering* Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?
Those oh-so-rare family camping trips be like…
Jason: *loading tents, sleeping bags, backpacks and concealed weapons into the Batvan*
Damian: *securing Batcow’s trailer*
Dick: *staring questioningly at Tim while applying sunblock on his face*
Tim: *carrying case files in one hand and a coffee mug in the other* I don’t know why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.
Because Alfred is having none of your workaholic nonsense today, Timothy.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *get out of the Batmobile after Batman*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: What lab did these clones escape from?
Arkham Knight [to his henchmen]: Anyone who needs to speak to me has to go through me first.
Also Damian, to anyone.
Tim: *walks by*
Duke [on Snapchat]: *turning the camera back to himself* This family has an unusually large number of unusually sleep-deprived people.
Arkham Knight [to his henchmen]: Anyone who needs to speak to me has to go through me first.
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