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Trying to save your son’s life be like…

Batman: I want to give you blood, Jason.

Red Hood: *at the medical bay in the Batcave and close to fainting* That’s really not the trend in vampires right now…

Post-traning session at the Manor…

Nightwing: *trying to catch his breath and wiping sweat off his face*

Red Hood: *examining his broken helmet while holding an ice pack against his temple*

Red Robin: *throwing his halved bo staff into the fireplace*

Nightwing [to Robin]: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of yours is… you.

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Well, since your sisters were out shopping during this whole ordeal, one cannot say that with absolute certainty.

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing and Red Robin: *watching Red Hood “interrogate” a criminal*

Nightwing: Uhhh… I think Jason may have snapped.

Red Robin: Or maybe he’s just stuck in character.

Nightwing: Which is worse? Snapped or stuck?

Red Robin: Both. They’re both worse.

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Someone rescue that thug.

Discussing ways to win your father’s sympathy be like…

Red Hood: How about this: I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof –

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*

When Alfred leaves for a vacation…

Dick: *scouring the kitchen cabinets for cereal*

Jason: He left some snacks in the freezer for us.

Damian: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?

Jason: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.

Tim [to Dick]: *rolls his eyes* He means the ice pack.

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They must’ve missed the note Alfie stuck on the freezer door: “Young masters, for when you are incapable of behaving yourselves and are in need something to put over your or your brother’s black eye.”

When the U.N. wants to publicly acknowledge your family’s contribution to saving the world…

Batman: I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior.

Red Hood: I kind of promised other people that I’d be on my worst behavior, and I gave ‘em my word, so…