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incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…

Jason: *reading the newspaper*

Damian: *slams his suitcase on the kitchen counter*

Damian [about Gotham Academy]: I can’t believe I have to start another year at school. I never learned anything at that suck shack.

Jason: Hey! Who taught you language like that?

Damian: A kid at school.

Jason: So you did learn something.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Those oh-so-rare family camping trips be like…

Jason: *loading tents, sleeping bags, backpacks and concealed weapons into the Batvan*

Damian: *securing Batcow’s trailer*

Dick: *staring questioningly at Tim while applying sunblock on his face*

Tim: *carrying case files in one hand and a coffee mug in the other* I don’t know why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in.

And if you guys won’t do it, he’ll do it.

a-wayne-at-heart-too:

Ask…

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Dick: *ticking things off his list* Batstagram announcement, posted… Cereal cupcakes, ordered… Bouncy Bat Castle from Wayne Tech, specifically blue, in production… Bat signal care of Commissioner Gordon, en route… Floral arrangements care of Ivy… Oh!

Dick: Bruce, can I invite some of the rogues?

Bruce: *grunts*

>>> *** <<<

Dick: I have to say, yours is gonna a be a bit challenging, Little Wing, but I still think we should go for it.

Jason: …

Dick: *counting with his fingers* There’s your birthday-birthday… Then the day Bruce took you in after you tried to steal his wheels… Then when he adopted you… Then the day you… Well, that day… Do you think we should include that? Or is that awkward? We could always just skip to you coming back to life, which is definitely worth celeb–

Jason: For the last time, Dick, get out of my room! *slams the bathroom door* I’m trying to take a dump in here!

Dick: Awkward it is.

>>> *** <<<

Dick: *sitting at the foot of Tim’s bed* So, I was thinking, we could maybe get a thousand drones… Oh. No, that’s… a bit inappropriate. Nooo drones. *scratching “drones that form the words ‘Happy Adoption Day, Tim!‘” off his list* Well, we could just ask Kon to whoosh into the lawn –

Tim: *groggy* Dick, who’re you talking to? It’s, like, [pause] 3 AM. 

>>> *** <<<

Dick: *sketching* I mean, can you already picture it, Little D? I’m not that good at drawing stuff, but check this out. *shows his sketch to Damian* 

Damian: *looking unimpressed* And what’s that supposed to be?

Dick: That’s the playroom turned into a lab! Since you weren’t technically adopted or birthed or whatever, I thought we’d celebrate that time you were in the “womb”. *goes back to sketching* I mean, we could even borrow some of  Selina’s cats to make it more festive.

Dick:  *grinning proudly* Schway, right? *looks up from his BatPad* 

Dick: Where’d he go?

>>> *** <<<

Dick: *rubs his neck sheepishly* Look, Cass, it’s okay if you’re not up to it, but I just thought maybe…

Cass: *smiles brightly, claps her hands excitedly, and hugs Dick* I’m up to it! I’ve got some ideas of my own!

>>> *** <<<

Dick: What do you think, Alf? Can we pull it all off?

Alfred: Master Dick, while it may increase your father’s white hairs, I do think we don’t celebrate enough in this family.

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Yeah, but he also wants his siblings to celebrate their “special days”, @tenaciouspeacesandwich​ . Thanks for the suggestion!