Jason: *shakes head* Why are you like this?
Tim: *wearing a cowboy hat and riding on the giant dinosaur’s head in the Batcave* Caffeine, baby!
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Imagine: The Flash (Barry) playing “bad cop” while Batman’s off-planet.
Imagine: Nightwing and Red Hood and some good ol’ sibling love.
my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)
batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy
Update: bats and bowties – for those times they cover up their bruises and blood-stained undershirts with suits and gowns and pretend to enjoy mingling with high society for Bruce’s sake
In response to this ask from @underworld-priest :
You’re welcome! Thanks for droping by!
When your younger brother becomes the CEO of Batman, Inc…
Tim: Jason… Look… I’m hoping…
Jason: I would rather eat that piece of chewed up gum on the floor.
Tim: I haven’t even asked you to do anything –
Jason: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Tim: Jay, you’re being ridiculous…
Jason: *hisses*
Red Hood: Look, don’t judge me…
Red Hood: *eyes Nightwing from head to toe*
Red Hood: Not that you could in that.
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You’re one to talk, Mr. Pill Helmet.
Discovering a hidden room in Wayne Manor be like…
Tim: What if Bruce has hidden cameras in here?
Jason: Trust me, if he had hidden cameras, I’d have been disowned a long time ago.
When Clark met Bruce…
Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?
Batman: We’re not even meeting now.
Batman: *smoke bomb*
When your older brother crashes at your Nest after patrol…
Tim: *typing up a report on a case at 3 AM*
Nightwing: *comes out of the bedroom* I can’t sleep.
Tim: *sighs* What do you want me to about it?
Nightwing: *yawns* Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty.
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