Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
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Dick: Kory, I’m Batman’s son.
Kory: That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go out there and put yourself in danger.
Dick: Yeah, it kind of does.
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An alternative scenario in which Dick actually tells Kory that he’s on his way to Deathstroke.
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
Whoops… Good thing he’s your best friend, Wallace.
Donna: Kory was sent here to kill Rachel.
Dick: You don’t have all the facts.
Donna: Which are?
Dick: I love her.
#titans2018
Jason: can i go ride my skateboard outside?
Hank: whatever, i’m not your father.
*Jason runs off*
Hank: NOT IN THE STREET!
#titans2018
Jason: can i go ride my skateboard outside?
Hank: whatever, i’m not your father.
*Jason runs off*
Hank: NOT IN THE STREET!
#titans2018
Jason: can i go ride my skateboard outside?
Hank: whatever, i’m not your father.
*Jason runs off*
Hank: NOT IN THE STREET!
#titans2018
Dick: Yesterday, Gar told me that if Jason is mad at me, I should just close all the jam jars tight, so when he needs to open it he’ll have to talk to me.
Dick: And yesterday, he wanted jam.
Kory: So… Did he talk to you?
Dick: He… He broke the jar, Kory.
#titans2018
“Wanted to surprise but got surprised”
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