Dick: *won’t stop making puns during family dinner*
Jason: *puts his utensils down, wipes his mouth with a napkin, sighs, and looks his older brother in the eye*
Jason: Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
The day Superman realized that the best friend thing was mutual after all…
Bruce: I may have your entire life planned out on my Batcomputer.
Clark: š
Bruce: I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
Clark: š¤
Clark: š
Mission briefingā¦
Red Robin: Understood?
Nightwing: *double thumbs up*
Robin: *salutes*
Red Hood: *turns off Spotify streaming in his helmet*
Red Hood: Okay, Iām just nodding here and pretending like I have some idea of what youāre talking about.
Nightwing: Youāre brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Red Robin: Jason, what are you doing here?
Red Hood: What are you doing here?
Red Robin: I donāt know. Following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. Your turn.
Robin: Itās not a spaceship.
Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duckā¦
Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* Itās just a metaphor!
At the safe houseā¦
Doorbell: *buzzes*
Jason:Ā *sighs* Itās Morse code. Itās Damian.
Roy: How do you know?
Jason: Because the doorbell just said, āItās me, moronsā.Ā Ā
Superman: Bruce, I hope this isnāt too personal butā¦ is that a human heartbeat Iām hearing or are you just happy to see me?
Mornings at the Manorā¦
Tim: *drinking his twelfth cup of coffee* If Jerry the Turkey didnāt belong in the oven, then why did he fit?
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In which Dick and Jason race to save their little brotherās beloved pet (lest the War of the Century begin in the Wayne household).
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* First, the good news.
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle* Hn.
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a drag* Two of your sons are not locked up in jail.
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