Raising the Robins…
Bruce: Alfred, I know he’s a teenager, but is he suppose to hate me this fast?
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Clark: It’s hard not to feel continually judged by you.
Bruce: Not judged, observed. And you shouldn’t feel insulted. I can’t help it.
Post-patrol…
Alfred: Master Richard, your jaw could be broken.
Nightwing: It’s not broken, Alf. I’ve been punched before.
Red Hood: *smirks* Ex-girlfriends don’t count.
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: *making popping noises with his mouth*
Batman: *GLARING*
Red Hood: Hey, nobody exploded. For me, that’s a pretty good night.
Bruce and Dick: *arguing in the Batcave*
Tim [to Alfred]: Is it weird that I find the sound of their bickering comforting?
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Because bickering means their family’s on speaking terms, safe for now, still alive.
Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*
Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*
Selina:
Bruce: *grins sheepishly*
Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?
Batman: I don’t remember asking for –
Superman: Bruce, please shut up and let me save your life.
Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
At the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*
Nightwing: *sighs wearily*
Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?
Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.
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Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.
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