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Nightwing: *admiring his own reflection on the window* An old lady in a limo once told me that I could be a model.

Red Robin: *hacking into the mainframe* I know, Dick. I stopped you from getting into that limo.

Damian: *walks away after insulting Jason*

Jason: He’s a mean kid.

Tim: So, what? You’re mean, too.

Jason: Yes, but not to you!

Tim: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

Jason: That was… constructive criticism.

Tim: Well, what am I supposed to do about it, Jay?!

Jason: As a brother, my job is only to point things out.

When your older brother crashes at your Nest after patrol…

Tim: *typing up a report on a case at 3 AM*

Dick: *comes out of the bedroom* I can’t sleep.

Tim: *sighs* What do you want me to about it?

Dick: *yawns* Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty.

When Clark met Bruce…

Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?

Batman: We’re not even meeting now.

Batman: *smoke bomb*

Nightwing: *dismantling power-dampening wristbands on Starfire*

Nightwing: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Starfire: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.

Nightwing: *smirks* Arrested?

Jason: *sees a big mound of clothing on the floor*

Jason:

Jason: Are you wearing a cover-up?

Dick: *muffled* I have a pimple. Go away!

Discovering a hidden room in Wayne Manor be like…

Tim: What if Bruce has hidden cameras in here?

Jason: Trust me, if he had hidden cameras, I’d have been disowned a long time ago.

When an endangered Multiverse forces you to put your differences aside and team up…

Batman: We’re in this together, Jordan.

Green Lantern:

Green Lantern: Are you as creeped out as I am?

Batman: More.

Red Hood: Look, don’t judge me…

Red Hood: *eyes Nightwing from head to toe*

Red Hood: Not that you could in that.

You’re one to talk, Mr. Pill Helmet.

When your younger brother becomes the CEO of Batman, Inc…

Tim: Jason… Look… I’m hoping…

Jason: I would rather eat that piece of chewed up gum on the floor.

Tim: I haven’t even asked you to do anything –

Jason: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.

Tim: Jay, you’re being ridiculous…

Jason: *hisses*