Nightwing: You are kicking me out and replacing me at the same time!?
Yes, Richard. That is how a Batdad rolls. (Kidding! Bruce loves his children.)
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Red Hood: *rubbing his sore jaw as Nightwing storms away*
Red Hood: How is it that I am now being punished for being honest?
Dick can get… really sensitive about his fashion choices.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
Bruce [to his children]: You are very important to me. And I don’t always do the best job telling you that.
From somewhere at the back of the Batcave…
Alfred: *clears throat loudly*
On why Roy’s his best friend…
Jason: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
When your best friend asks if you would’ve moved back into the Manor when Batman went missing…
Red Hood: Is this another “your father will turn over in his grave” questions?
Arsenal: Yup.
Red Hood: Then, no, I would not have moved back in.
Arsenal: You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.
Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
Don’t even get me started on Batman’s youngest son.
Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
Red Hood: Okay, I can see you’re not an idiot.
Red Robin: Wish I could say the same for you.
I adooooore their banter when they work together (e.g. “Batman and Robin Eternal”). This might as well be canon.
When Green Lantern asks why it’s taking the League too long to solve a case…
Batman: Jordan, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
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