Author: chocoh0lic0201

His last words before being attacked by his brothers with a bull tranquilizer gun…

Tim: *eyes red, eyelids drooping, skin pale as ash, drinking coffee with a straw* I am looking forward to hanging out at the hardware store and pestering the owner about the placement of the surveillance cameras.

Downtime at the Watchtower…

Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?

Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?

Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.

Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.

Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.

Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing* 

Bruce: Is there anything I can say?

Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me. 

Bruce: You have my word.

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Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–

Superman: When you lost Jason, you checked out from the League…  

Batman: I was stuck in quicksand. 

Superman: I remember…

Batman: You know what got me out?

Superman: Work? Purpose?

Batman: My family, Clark. My family became my purpose.

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Making home videos with your family be like…

Jason: *setting up his camcorder*

Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.

Dick: I don’t want to be your father!

Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.

And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.

“And I don’t need your adult angst.”

Making home videos with your family be like…

Jason: *setting up his camcorder*

Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.

Dick: I don’t want to be your father!

Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.

And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.