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Red Robin: Wow. You’re right.

Robin: Why is that surprising, Drake?

Batman: *glaring*

Booster Gold:

Blue Beetle:

Booster Gold: *nudges Ted*

Blue Beetle: What? I’m not about to argue with a man who can solve a murder case using only a tooth and a magnifying glass.

Batman: I have to go…

Green Lantern: *blinks*

Batman: … do scientific things to catch a serial killer.

Well, Hal’s no Barry, Bruce.

Batman: Selina, if I ask you to marry me, will you say yes?

Catwoman: If I say yes, will we get married?

What? It’s a reasonable question, DC – I mean, Bruce.

Being Red Hood’s wife be like…

You: Jason, honey, when you’re talking to me about the fifty thousand dollars worth of ammo you and Roy just bought, don’t smile like that.

Beast Boy: Must you interrupt?

Robin: I’m just trying to use our time more efficiently.

Beast Boy: *muttering* Well, it doesn’t make you any more likeable.

So you do like Damian, huh?

Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.

Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.

Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.

Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*

Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.

Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.

Batman: Relaxing makes me tense.

When will I ever get to the point where I watch “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (2016) and not literally cry at how beautifully made it is? How many more times do I have to watch it, huh? And now I even paused it at the point where young Bruce was ascending from the well in a throng of bats because, you know, it said “DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER” and all.