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Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yeah, well, I have a plan.

Red Robin: Dick, dodging bullets is not a “plan”!

Batman (Terry): *setting up to do a two-man escape maneuver* Last time you did this?

Batman (Bruce): Hn. Thirty years ago?

Batman (Terry): Wow. I’m not even twenty yet.

Metahuman henchmen: *closing in on them*

Arsenal: This is the part where a plan would be useful! Please tell me you have one.

Red Hood: *holds up a finger* Please hold. *cocks both guns*

Nightwing: *gestures to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin* We’re Robins. We’re never out of options.

Yeah. Even when they’re either dead or “dead”.

Nightwing: *yelling over the commotion while dodging bullets and beating up criminals* I’m dying to sing “Under the Sea” right now, but I’m not, so there, maturity!

Justice League mission on Apokolips…

Green Lantern: Man, it is hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit out here!

Now that Red Robin’s back…

Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.

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See? He cares.

Now that Red Robin’s back…

Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.

See? He cares.

Red Hood: I have been arrested so many times that a police car is basically my Uber.

Tim: *crying* I can’t believe Steph dumped me.

Jason: Now, now, Timbo. Girls come and go, but you’ll always have your family.

Tim: *cries even harder* Ahhhh!

Jason: *also starts crying* You’re right! You’re right!