Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
Author: chocoh0lic0201
The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
Batman [to Red Hood]: With the clarity of one recently risen from the dead, you are being a grade A tool, Jason.
So, remember that time when Dick was Batman and Damian was Robin and Jason was giving ‘em the most frustrating time ever?
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?
Nightwing: I presume with great caution.
Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)
When Batman asks if one of you could hack into a supervillain’s mainframe computer while he’s on an off-planet mission…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I don’t know what to do. You’re normally the person in charge of these situations.
Red Robin: Well, not while I’m hanging off a train!
*shrugs* Try Robin?
The Flash: Bats, you have your own secret airline? What kind of snacks are we talking about? Or are those a secret, too? *zooms in and out of the Batplane 1000 times*
Behave, Wallace.
Dick [to Bruce]: See, you throw science at things that should be emotional.
Red Hood: *struggling to disarm motion-triggered, exploding handcuffs with a lock-pick*
Red Robin: *swiftly removes his handcuffs once the henchman leaves the room and starts working on Jason’s*
Red Hood: What th-
Red Robin: Remember when you called me a “nerd” before? Get ready to apologize.
Robin: Todd, thank you for saving my life out there today.
Red Hood: Little D, are we becoming friends?
Robin: Now you ruined it!
Damian: *blocking the entrance to Wayne Manor* Todd, you are no longer part of this family.
Red Hood: But I lived here.
Damian: So did a possum in the rafters.
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