Author: chocoh0lic0201

When concern over your sleep-deprived brother leads you to search his room and find a shady, little bag of…

Damian: *grabbing Tim by the lapel and shaking him furiously* Are you on dope, Drake? Are you?

Dick: Because we can help get you clean! There’s counseling, hospitalization –

Jason: And my foot kicking your ass!

For your information, it’s a special coffee formula that can keep him awake for an entire week, but he appreciates you kicking down his door and ransacking his room at three in the morning.

Jason: *faces the camera after watching Tim tackle Damian to the ground as the latter yells insults at the former*

Jason: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* But I can’t. Because they’re both idiots.

Breaking into a top secret facility be like…

Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?

Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?

Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.

Breaking into a top secret facility be like…

Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?

Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?

Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.

Jason: *tosses a small package* First time you’ve ever held a grenade?

Duke: *catches it with trembling hands* Yes. It was never really a goal of mine.

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This is not how you “bond” with a new family member, Jay.