Dick:
Wally: Let me give you a little tip: If you have to explain your suit to someone, it’s probably not a good costume.
Author: chocoh0lic0201
While zip-lining through Nanda Parbat to escape the League of Assassins…
Tam: You know, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Red Robin: And some of it was good?
Tam: Mostly.
Red Robin: What’s that mean?
Tam: My father called you “a catch”.
Red Robin: I love your father.
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.
Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back*
Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*
Oracle: … I can come back.
Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave*
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *screams from the kitchen* OH, NO!!!
Dick: *bursts out of his room* Oh, no, what???
Tim: *with crumbs all over his face* I did it again. I was sleep-eating. That explains that dream.
When you open your safe house door and find your rain-drenched little brother standing there…
Damian: Todd, I believe you know why I’m here.
Jason: *yawns* I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
Tim: *tightening his tie and straightening out his double-breasted suit in front of a mirror*
Tim: I’m going to the movies with Tam. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.
Jason: Do you think it’s a date?
Tim: *clipping his cuff links and shining his black Oxford shoes* No, but she might think I think it’s a date, even though I don’t.
Jason: Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date, even though she doesn’t.
Tim: *grooming his hair* Are we overthinking this?
Jason: *handing him a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates* Not at all.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Dick and Jason: *watching Damian yell angrily at Bruce*
Dick: You know what we should do?
Jason: Go out and get vasectomies so that this doesn’t happen to us?
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Dick: Does that help?
Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.
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