When Batdad just automatically responds with some random punishment to carry out…
Alfred: Master Bruce, do you even know which one of your sons I’m talking about?
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Does it even matter anymore?
Author: chocoh0lic0201
Imagine: Bruce, carrying his grandchildren, to one of his sons who’s reporting post-mission.
Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
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Don’t be rude, Dami.
It’s not rude, it’s his way of being friendly. After all his pets are the things he cares about most, regardless of how weird they are
Damian: *pats Jon on the head*
Jon: ☺
Damian: *slides a bowl across the floor towards him*
Jon: 😐
When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
Batman: My job is not to make friends, it is to stop bad things from happening.
Me (an intellectual): then why didn’t you stop Disco Nightwing?
Dick: *stops, drops, and rolls*
Tim: Uhhh… You okay, Dick?
Dick: *chuckling* Just a bad burn, good buddy. Just a bad burn.
Dick: *winks at @lifeofobssessive-blog *
Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
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Don’t be rude, Dami.
Batman: My job is not to make friends, it is to stop bad things from happening.
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
Let the courtship commence…
Selina: … I also accept cash, chocolates, and jewelry.
Bruce: Duly noted.
Jason [to Dick, about Bruce]: Don’t you see? He’s feeding you enough truth so it’s easier to swallow the lies!
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