When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…
Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?
Bruce: Here you go.
Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!
Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*
Author: chocoh0lic0201
When Batman tucks you in…
Damian: …
Damian: Pennyworth.
Damian: Could you loosen my blanket a little? Father tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.
Barbara: You’re a heartless jerk!
Jason: Where did that come from?!
Jason: Oh, right. My actions.
When the Batboys realized that it wasn’t wise to leave their youngest brother with a house guest…
Damian: We left plenty of food so you won’t starve.
Conner: Thank you.
Damian: I was talking to the cat!
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Damian: Todd.
Jason: … ?
Damian: Be careful, okay?
Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Damian: Screw this up and I’ll destroy you.
Jason: *smirks* That’s more like it.
Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
Overheard at the weekly Gotham City Rogues Gallery meeting…
[about Batman]: … This guy’s got contingency plans for his contingency plans. It’s like we’re battling a super villain!
Jason: *spots Damian at the Batcomputer* Are you looking at kittens again?
Damian: No. I use Drake’s computer for that.
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