IMAGINE: Egomaniacal genius and billionaire industrialist Lex Luthor [Wayne Brady] of Metropolis City and notorious playboy (andalso a billionare industrialist) Bruce Wayne [Colin Mochrie] of Gotham City at a very important meeting.
BONUS: Mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent of the Daily Planet eventually getting in between them (“With all due respect, Mr. Luthor, you’d better cut that out. ”).