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Bomb diffusal…

Robin [on the Comm Link]: What’s going on?

Superboy: The timer sped up!

Robin: What? Did you cut the green wire?

Kid Flash: Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever!

Robin: What were the last two letters?

Kid Flash: B as in Butthole!

Superboy: Dick, what do we do here?

Kid Flash: And M as in Mancy!

Robin: What?

Supeboy: M as in what?

Kid Flash: Mancy. What did you think I said?

Robin: “Nancy”! You idiot!

Superboy: Dick, tell me what to do!

Robin: So, do ya’ll have parachutes?

Superboy: No!

Robin: Well, that would’ve been, you know, problem solved.

Superboy: Dick!

Robin: I don’t know. Push it off with your big-ass hands. Good luck, dudes.

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