Which of the batkids can I hug without them stabbing/shooting me?that is the Question

Red Hood: *pointing a gun at Dick’s foot* I beg you, Boy Wonder, freakin’ dare me!

Nightwing: *disarms Jason with a twirl of his escrima stick* Yeah, that’s right, Boy Wonder, the original, which means I get to go first, Little Wing –

Robin: *scoffs and cuts Dick’s escrima stick in half with his sword* Too bad “first” doesn’t equal “competent”, Grayson –

Red Robin: *tackles and pins Damian to the ground with his bo staff* To be fair, Dick’s probably the most competent among all of us when to comes to this thing, but since apparently it’s a competition –

Spoiler: *caresses Tim’s face, which causes him to drop his weapon* Are you really gonna compete with me, Timmy…? Psych! *sweep-kicks Tim, causing him to fall to the ground*

@dangerous-doodle : *walks into the room*

The Robins: *hide their weapons in 0.2 seconds flat* Hey, you…!

@dangerous-doodle: …

Oracle: *facepalming in embarrasment* We talked about this.

Oracle: You know what? Fine. Cass? Duke? You can go first.

Cass and Duke: *run towards @dangerous-doodle for a hug*

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It’s not you who you should be worrying about, @dangerous-doodle .