Jason may not want a hug but please let him know that I would die for him please and thank you (if my username isn’t a dead giveaway that I would die for him)

Red Hood [to @redhoodparker ]: What? What makes you think that? You know what, c’mere. *gestures for them to come closer*

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop them* Oh, but first, put this on. *tosses a black hazmat suit with a Batman logo on it and a face shield with pointy ears over to them*

Red Hood: There. *wobbles over to them, making a light squishy sound as the fabric of his thick PVC suit moves*

Red Hood: *exhales contentedly as he finally hugs them tightly* This… This is nice.

Red Hood: …

@redhoodparker : …

Red Hood: It looks like I’m hugging Batman, doesn’t it?