Hey Hood, sorry for impersonating you the other day. But my replica of your suit (and the Ak) suit both work to keep people off and I need groceries. But wanted to say your the best and I will gladly fight your siblings but your the best and don’t forget you got fans backing you if anyone gives you shit in these trying times. Also Alfred’s the best cook ever

Red Hood: First off… Yeah, yeah. Tim showed me the CCTV footage. He said you weren’t that irritating so he knew you weren’t me. That suit is dope, though. Took a few notes for my own. *sprays his glove with sanitizer then fist-bumps @thepoolofthedead *

Red Hood: But, um… I’m all for breaking rules and everything, but that’s… I’m immune to most kinds of… The Lazarus Pit was… I mean, you know… *stares at his boots, sheepish*

Red Hood: I tell you what. You stay at home and I send you a week’s supply of Alfred’s goodies. Maybe I send one of my brothers once in a while to check on you, too. Then you can pick a fight with them from six feet away. Deal?