dangerous-doodle:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

After a nasty argument with Bruce…

Red Hood: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –

Batman: *walks away and is finally out of earshot *

Red Hood: *sniffling*… but words will hurt me forever.

THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES WERE I D IS P I S EE THIS BLOG HOW DARE YOU DON’T YOU K N O W THAT I HAVE A HEART I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG NOW H O WW DA RE

Red Hood: *making sure to stand six feet away from @dangerous-doodle * I’m fine, I’m fine, t-thanks.

Red Hood: *blows his nose and wipes his eyes* I-It’s th-the aller-*hiccups* allergies.

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