incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*

Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.

Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.

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Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.