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Getting off duty and finding an intruder in your apartment be like…

Dick: *walking into the dark kitchen, taking off his BPD uniform*

Dick: *pauses when he notices the light*

Dick: *carefully grabs an escrima stick from a hidden compartment in the cupboard*

Dick: *prepares to pounce on the intruder behind the open refrigerator door…*

Dick: aaaaAAHHHH… Huh?

Red Hood: *blinks*

Dick: *blinks*

Red Hood: *mouth stuffed with donuts and face covered in sugar sprinkles*

Red Hood: What are you, the donut police? Because if you are, you’re legally bound to tell me, or else it’s entrapment.

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Don’t judge your brother, Dick. Beating up criminals can really build up an appetite.