dead-birbs-tell-no-tails:

a-wayne-at-heart:

The Robins as…

DANCE INSTRUCTORS

Dick

• A lot of different styles, but mostly contempo or jazz
• Daily outfits range from booty shorts to harem pants
• Mind-blowing fluidity (and that he’s so easy to look at and utterly approachable is just the cherry on top)

Jason

• Capoeira (or any style that’s close to a martial art)
• Free sessions especially held for street kids (with Batburger meals on his tab if they choose to hang out afterwards)
• Encourages students to embrace their individuality in self-expression

Tim

• “I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop, a rock it out”
• Co-instructs with Cass, who’ll teach ballet from time to time
• Makes sure to emphasize discipline as much as he does fun

Damian

• Traditional dances from all over the world (like the Arabian Dabke) – recital-level costumes included
• Yoga as warm-up (preferrably the one that involves goats)
• “Water breaks are for the weak”

Who teaches pole dancing?

Alfred: *referring to a dusty pole dancing kit that he just retreived from the ancient Wayne Manor attic* Master Bruce, where would you like this installed?

Bruce: Hn. The training room.

Alfred: *wistful* What were you, 18? 20? I forget.

Bruce: It’s been a while, yes. And it’s time my children learned how to use it, too. The skills are definitely transferrable to combat.

Alfred: Well, I’m certain Master Dick has an idea, but carry on. And, please, keep it decent.

Who, indeed, @dead-birbs-tell-no-tails .